Thank you GW for the headless baby carrier mecha.

What If James Cameron Made A 40K Movie?

I present to you the greatest Warhammer 40K movie never made: James Cameron's 'The Catachan'!

This (parody) movie poster was a real labour of love, click to embiggen.

Also, I challenge you dear reader, to spot all the easter eggs. There's approximately a whopping 35no. in total. Happy hunting!

Disclaimer: Original copyright & intelllectual property owned by respective owners, used totally without permission merely in a humourous fashion for the entertainment and amusement of fellow 40k blog readers, etc, etc...

Read on for the solutions...

Plastic Stormtroopers V: She Wore a Raspberry Beret

A PONDERING

Wot with all the rumour mills going into overdrive regarding the impending Imperial Guard codex release and potential imperial guard vets / stormtrooper (rumoured) kit and/or upgrade pack, it got me thinking....

Do we as Imperial Guard players really need moar plastic crack?

What if Games Workshop made Blood Bowl 40K?

"Johann Richter of the Cadian Castellans successfully grabs the Power Sphere! But beware, xenos scum aren't far behind!"

I love WH40k. I love Blood Bowl. How about Blood Bowl 40K?

(and no, I don't mean Mantic's Dreadball smartypants! It's a pity grim and gritty 40k has had all it's humour sucked out of it. Ah well...)

How about some American Football-style team names?

Imperial Guard - The Cadian Castellans!

Space Marines - The Ultramar Saints!

Orks - The Octarius Raiders!

Eldar - The Biel-Tan Broncos!

Dark Eldar - The Commorragh Chargers!

Tau - The D'yanoi Dolphins!

Necrons - The Pavonis Pharoahs!

Tyranids - The Charybdis Kaijus!

Chaos - The Prospero Patriots!

Etc, etc...

More information here, along with usual disclaimers e.g. copyrights & trademarks used completely without permission, yadda, yadda. It's a parody piece of box-set artwork for everyone's amusement, is all...

Also: Please excuse the lack of Squats. They would make a great Blood Bowl 40k team though!

 

Addendum 08/11/13: Many thanks to Bell of Lost Souls for featuring the photomanip artwork on their facebook photos timeline. Great reading all the comments, feedback & discussion generated, much appreciated - I only wish to brighten up everyone's day with a smile! :)

What if Capcom made Space Hulk?

Capcom's Space Hulk (1993) - a Re-imagineering

Happy Halloween 40K!

Happy Halloween everybody!

Season's greetings to all. Enjoy your treak and/or treatin', in a safe and fun manner.


NOTE: Apologies to Charles Schulz & Denis Marceau (Chapi Chapo) who created the Pumpkin dreadnought for his Halloweeb-themed Space marines,

Scarface 40K

"SAY HELLO TO MY LITTLE FRIEND "